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Technically speaking, yesterday was my birthday.
Important questions regarding this event:
1 – Who cares?
2 – Do I feel any different?
3 – Does it matter?
4 – Quit whining about it you stupid dolt… please?
Answers follow:
1 – I do not care about it, so other people not caring does not affect me.
2 – No. Should I?
3 – Not anymore. The last milestone was 21 and I did not care about it as I do not drink alcohol.
4 – Okay.
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You’re my friend, so I care… 22 means that you are above those alcoholic 21-year old pansies… friggin bright side to everything.